i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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