I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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