Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
