I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
