The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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I need you to use more vowels.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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