Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Drake has all the answers
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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