Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He did a backflip because drugs
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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