i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
