it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
no, he came in my armpit
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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