office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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