it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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