If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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