i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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