I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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