So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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