4 words: hood of his car
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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