You're my little dorito
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Fuck
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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