I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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