so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Come see our sink grown plant.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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