I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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