she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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