I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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