Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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