Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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