after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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