Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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