Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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