doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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