Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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