That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I had to cum in my sink.
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