real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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