woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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