i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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