return my video game
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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