One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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