we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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