I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
You don't make any sense
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