you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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