I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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