Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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