talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
