yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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