its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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