Nicole vs. Life
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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