Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
this will be a night to untag.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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