I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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