I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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