I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Randomize
