I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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