i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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