Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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