there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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