All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
