She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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