All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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