go do what you do best...puke behind churches
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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