If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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